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'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Phobia of Water

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'I'll be down in the basement.'

Playing in a stream.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Why would someone swim with their wallet?"

Escaped Fish

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fly Fishing

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Man fishing with large bait

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Diving Cat.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Getting the hang of it?"