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"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Great British White Shark

The Senior Citizen Surfer

Sailing.

Hammerhead shark carrying toolbox.

"I've never been on a cruise before!"

'Now blow like hell!'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Try a tour of historic Venice in our traditional glass bottomed gondola.

Horatio Nelson on deck looking through telescope.

'No, I don't like dancing.'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'I joined the navy to see the world and I spent four years on a submarine!'

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Canned people."

Submarine

Whale

'Thar she blows!'

Dollphins

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

'I tried fresh water once... talk about bland!'

Buoyancy Vests, Girlancy Vests

'You're a little overweight.'

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

Hey! Hey! Wait up! Got any cheap barbeques?

Little Submarines

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Me, the older I get, the more I appreciate hot vents...

Woman scuba diving with a shark