Sea Life Explorer T-Shirts

'It's really unlucky: It's the one I write with...'

'No tipping please.'

"If we weren't in the food chain really big things would have to eat really tiny things."

How clownfish are born.

A Salmon Could Swim Through Blue Whale's Aorta

"What's that clicking sound?"

"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"It's a boy!"

Fisherman

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Turtle Hat

"As I was only saying the other day..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'I wish I was creative'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...