Sea Life Explorer T-Shirts

'It's really unlucky: It's the one I write with...'

'No tipping please.'

"If we weren't in the food chain really big things would have to eat really tiny things."

How clownfish are born.

A Salmon Could Swim Through Blue Whale's Aorta

"What's that clicking sound?"

"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"It's a boy!"

Fisherman

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Turtle Hat

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'I wish I was creative'

How Swordfish Are Born

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'