Marine Life Explorer T-Shirts

Boxer has to fight an octopus - 'Watch out for his eight punch combination!'

Shark's Scuba Mask.

"Yeah, we communicate through song: my life is a constant musical..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Captain in a storm

Horror movies

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Food Chain

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I blame global warming!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?