Marine Explorer T-Shirts

"You guys would not believe the crazy shit down there!"

Oceanographers Go Home

'Love, your, omega, 3's!'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'You have to chew your food: All this feeding-frenzy business is bad for your digestive system...'

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

"Remember that guy whose bucket list included, swimming with sharks?"

Captain in a storm

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

"Well, you see the 'great' moniker is given to us by humans as a sign of respect..."

"Moby who?"

SCUBA Weather Rock: Wet with a chance of Jellyfish

Sublime

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

A Preschool of Fish

Lady Cod-Diver

'Dolphins are one of the highest forms of life.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Aquarium

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

Oil prices are so low that a Submarine goes down to the bottom of the sea and finds a barrel.

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"Look ma, I got my first tentacle!"

"Hardly anyone's in the water and still they call me 'Mr. October'."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Are we there yet?'

Build a Raft

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Surf Casting