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A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

A Preschool of Fish

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"He's a keeper!"

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."