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A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

A Preschool of Fish

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"He's a keeper!"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Jacques Cousteau.

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers