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"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Build a Raft

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Bike Rides

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'How's the water skiing?'

A Preschool of Fish

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"He's a keeper!"

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."