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"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Build a Raft

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Bike Rides

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'How's the water skiing?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"You two seem oddly suited."

A Preschool of Fish

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"He's a keeper!"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Jacques Cousteau.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers