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'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Bike Rides

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Trainset

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Little girl playing childrens hospital

DNA doctor

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Chaironaut

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

Exploring in the countryside.

Playing Doctors.

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

'It came in just in time for Valentine's Day.'

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

"So tell me doc, what's new and exciting in pharmacology these days?".

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

"There are signs that your back condition is very advanced."

Layers of Man

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

"Dang it, we're still between the windows - doesn't the GPS show where we got in?"

'These tablets are magic and not habit-forming, as long as you don't miss taking one every single day...'