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Medical Marijuana - Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

DNA doctor

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Frank & Ernest Nucri-Cops. Any luck cracking the conspiracy case? Not yet. There's no DNA evidence to implicate the guilty parties. We couldn't charge the neutron, so we had to let him go. The shyness gene won't talk, and the cholesterol molecule is sticking to his story. The vaccine molecule is our last hope -- he might agree to testify. But first he wants to talk about immunity.

'Medical science is this close to finding a cure for the common evil vapors.'

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

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"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

"Nurse! Call the doctor, I've found out what is wrong with me."

"Actually, what doesn't kill you just raises the cost of everyone's insurance"

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

Patient Escaping from the Operating Theatre.

'I quit the medication. It gave me lots of zippity, but took away my doo dah.'

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

'It's just a side effect of the anti-anxiety medication. Try not to worry your pretty little head about it.'

'These tablets are magic and not habit-forming, as long as you don't miss taking one every single day...'

'My husband was recently admitted. Can you direct me to the hypochondria department?'

"The side effects feature some stunning special effects."

Unsuitable hospital reading material.

"The doctor is a little squeamish, so don't mention anything gross."