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'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

Public footpath on a desert island.

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

Gadget freak.

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

Tunnel Mural

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

A man's health care options.

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

'There's been a little mixup, Mr. Root. The computer has the virus not you.'

No. 83 In A Series OF Extraordinary Unlikely Events.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Flying Ear Specialist

'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'

"We both knew this day would come."