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'Mister Rumley, have YOU been taking any of Major's atropine tablets?'

"So tell me doc, what's new and exciting in pharmacology these days?".

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

'Medical science is this close to finding a cure for the common evil vapors.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

DNA doctor

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Medicare: More is Better!

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'