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'Medical science is this close to finding a cure for the common evil vapors.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

Cures for Ye Plague

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Peace in shackles.

Edward Jenner

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Robot Attack in Bath

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

Early Blood Draw

John Snow

Covid Vaccines

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

Cycles of evolution and destruction

"You must stop digging up the past."

"We use leeches on the test subjects and slugs on the control group."

'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'

Antique Ailments

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

Consultation of Physicians.