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'Medical science is this close to finding a cure for the common evil vapors.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Cures for Ye Plague

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

Peace in shackles.

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Edward Jenner

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Robot Attack in Bath

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

Early Blood Draw

John Snow

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

Antique Ailments

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

"You must stop digging up the past."

Cycles of evolution and destruction

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

Consultation of Physicians.

'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

"We use leeches on the test subjects and slugs on the control group."