Medicine Explorer Gifts

'Mister Rumley, have YOU been taking any of Major's atropine tablets?'

"So tell me doc, what's new and exciting in pharmacology these days?".

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

'Medical science is this close to finding a cure for the common evil vapors.'

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

DNA doctor

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.