Medication Explorer Gifts

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

'It's just a side effect of the anti-anxiety medication. Try not to worry your pretty little head about it.'

'Let me know how this stuff works - I've always been afraid to try it myself.'

"This one is over the counter. But, as yet, under the radar."

"The side effects feature some stunning special effects."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Medicare: More is Better!

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Tomb with a knight and his psychiatrist.

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"