Prescription Cycle Explorer Gifts

'I'm going to take you off 8 medications and put you on 9 new ones.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Medicare: More is Better!

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

Tomb with a knight and his psychiatrist.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'