Curious Prescription Explorer Gifts

'There's nothing wrong with me. I just want to ask the doctor if any of these drugs I saw on TV are right for me.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Then what happened?"

Plasma Ball

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Marco Polo

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Monkey Handshake

Drink Me.

Invisible Man Kit

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

Turn on the news. I will not comply. My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story. There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on Rocky Road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills. Who told you this? Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy.

'I'm sorry,Mrs.Hurley, but my mind's on 'hold' today.'

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

'I quit the medication. It gave me lots of zippity, but took away my doo dah.'

'I'm your guardian angel and I think it's time you knew that for the past 37 years you've been barking up the wrong tree.'

'Call me immediately if this prescription causes and headaches or hallucinations.'

'It's just a side effect of the anti-anxiety medication. Try not to worry your pretty little head about it.'

'Made in Australia?'

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

'I've prescribed Anti-Depressants - you'll still be paranoid, but you'll be happily paranoid!'

"Whoa! - there IS more to life than what you see on TV!"

"The side effects feature some stunning special effects."