Potion Explorer Gifts

'Don't be a fool!!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

Complaints Desk

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

Cursing Scientist.

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Abra-Viagra."

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."