Prescription Explorer Gifts

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"You want proof? There's your proof."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Chemistry Improv Theater

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Medicare: More is Better!

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

Nano technology.