Prescription Explorer Pillows

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

Chemistry Improv Theater

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"You want proof? There's your proof."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Medicare: More is Better!

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."