Pharmacy Explorer Pillows

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

"Name brand, generic, or mystery grab-bag?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"You get one every time you order something online."

Side Effects

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'