Pharmacy Explorer Prints

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

"Name brand, generic, or mystery grab-bag?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Side Effects

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."