Dispensary Explorer Pillows

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Sumo Love.

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Alphabet soup

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Telling Self to Buzz Off

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

Book Store. Information. In what section would I find guides to government regulations? "Books on Red Tape".

Plane Yogurt.

Reality of Parenthood