Dispensary Explorer Gifts

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Sumo Love.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Alphabet soup

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Reality of Parenthood

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Plane Yogurt.