Perfume Shop Explorer Gifts

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Unusual Offers

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Jane Krakowski

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Overpowering perfume

The Old Curiosity Shop

'I must smell more.'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Plane Yogurt.

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"Does she like to smell strange?"

Aisle of Milk & Honey

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.