Perfume Shop Explorer Gifts

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Unusual Offers

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Jane Krakowski

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Overpowering perfume

The Old Curiosity Shop

Plane Yogurt.

'I must smell more.'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

"Does she like to smell strange?"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Aisle of Milk & Honey