Bottle Shop Explorer Gifts

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Low-Energy Drinks

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Wine taster with mineral water

'Malty tasking.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Wine of the Day Club

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Complaints Desk

"So much for that vintage!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Real Beer People