Bottle Shop Explorer Gifts

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Low-Energy Drinks

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Wine taster with mineral water

'Malty tasking.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Wine of the Day Club

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Anton's Bar and Grill

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"So much for that vintage!"

California Beverages Map

Complaints Desk

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Real Beer People

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'