Whisky Explorer Gifts

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Low-Energy Drinks

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Malty tasking.'

Wine taster with mineral water

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Wine of the Day Club

Complaints Desk

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Anton's Bar and Grill

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"So much for that vintage!"

California Beverages Map

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

Real Beer People

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"Is that neat whisky?"