Drink Explorer Gifts

'Do you have any coffee?'

"A shot of whisky, a beer chaser, and the current issue of TV Guide, please."

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

"I have to admit, I enjoyed that fruity concoction you convinced me to try."

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Grappa Pump

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

Dutch Courage

Beer is made by men, wine by god.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Wine taster with mineral water

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Wine of the Day Club

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"Punch Drunk"

Hold The Pickles

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Come tell us what's there in the outer space.

Grinds

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

Cocktails and Beer