Energy Drink Explorer Gifts

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I wonder if any of these work."

"My dad is tired, but he said he'll take us to the park after he drinks an energy drink. Or, as I call it, his liquid charger."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Here's the problem."

Complaints Desk

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Nuclear energy.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Creative Juices

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Exams

'Do you have poop points?'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

The hydrogen pill: The new energy source.

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'Coffee overload.'