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'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I wonder if any of these work."

"My dad is tired, but he said he'll take us to the park after he drinks an energy drink. Or, as I call it, his liquid charger."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Here's the problem."

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Nuclear energy.

Creative Juices

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Exams

'Do you have poop points?'

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

The hydrogen pill: The new energy source.

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

Dutch Courage

Stu had a future in demolitions.