Energy Drinks T-Shirts

Exams

'Vitals look good. . .but I am a little worried about your red bull consumption.'

Product recall

Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

Creative Juices

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"It keeps you awake because it takes 5 hours to finish drinking it."

"I still have ten million more boys and girls to go so I'm going to need a couple more of your energy drinks."

"Dope?? - Nah mate, I'm on the hard stuff now...energy drinks!!"

"Picking up another energy drink - back in twenty seconds."

Woman walking past a 'Conspiracy-Ade Energy Drinks" vending machine.

"Can you get me my energy drink?"

"What I lack in experience and work ethic I make up for in energy drink consumption."

'Coffee overload.'

'Now go back and get those cases of energy drink.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Five minute energy drink...for those times when you want to race around the house for no reason whatsoever.'

'I like my extra bold Rain Forest-friendly dark roast with a can of industrial strength chemical energy drink.'

"To get more productivity, I replaced the employee's coffee with an energy drink."

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"I told you to be careful with that five hour energy stuff!"

"My dad is tired, but he said he'll take us to the park after he drinks an energy drink. Or, as I call it, his liquid charger."

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

'Would you like an energy drink?'

Energy Drink: Warning - If you still have energy after 6 hours seek medical attention immediately.

"...and Acme energy drink is the reason I'm the professional athlete I am today!"

"In the supplies closet, you'll also find energy drinks, motivational books and performance-enhancing drugs."

Pure Adrenaline

Qantas London Sydney

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

Store. Drinks. Snacks. Sorry I'm so hyped-up, but I've been stuck in that energy drink bottle!

Hey, man, I told you not to wash down an energy gar with an energy drink.

Convenience Store. Blasto! New Energy Drink. Actually, it makes sense for an energy drink to taste like gasoline.

I've had four espresso shots and a red bull. Look out post office, here comes Sadie! Post office? You're fueling up so you have the strength to endure the long lines? Ha. I'm creating the lines. I get to the counter with a stack of complicated questions, then watch the people behind me go nuts with frustration! Bwah-ha-ha-ha!!! One of the best maniacal laughs in the business.