Energy Drinks Pillows

Exams

Product recall

Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

Creative Juices

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"It keeps you awake because it takes 5 hours to finish drinking it."

"I still have ten million more boys and girls to go so I'm going to need a couple more of your energy drinks."

"Dope?? - Nah mate, I'm on the hard stuff now...energy drinks!!"

"Picking up another energy drink - back in twenty seconds."

Woman walking past a 'Conspiracy-Ade Energy Drinks" vending machine.

"Can you get me my energy drink?"

"What I lack in experience and work ethic I make up for in energy drink consumption."

'Coffee overload.'

'Now go back and get those cases of energy drink.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Five minute energy drink...for those times when you want to race around the house for no reason whatsoever.'

'I like my extra bold Rain Forest-friendly dark roast with a can of industrial strength chemical energy drink.'

"To get more productivity, I replaced the employee's coffee with an energy drink."

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"I told you to be careful with that five hour energy stuff!"

"My dad is tired, but he said he'll take us to the park after he drinks an energy drink. Or, as I call it, his liquid charger."

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

'Would you like an energy drink?'

Energy Drink: Warning - If you still have energy after 6 hours seek medical attention immediately.

"...and Acme energy drink is the reason I'm the professional athlete I am today!"

"In the supplies closet, you'll also find energy drinks, motivational books and performance-enhancing drugs."

Pure Adrenaline

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

Teenagers with needles stuck in their arms attached to soda and hi-energy caffeine drink cans.

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

"I wonder if any of these work."

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

High energy drinks