Energy Drink Lover Pillows

Pure Adrenaline

'Looks like Dolson had one more energy drink for the road again.'

"Picking up another energy drink - back in twenty seconds."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

Critical Ethanol report

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

"Gas, is it the future?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"But is it renewable...."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Creative Juices

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."