Drinking Energy Drinks Pillows

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Energy drinks my foot! I've drunk 10 cans a day and now I don't have enough energy to get off the couch!"

"Oh no! - I've run out of energy drinks!!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Selling lemon latt�

Cat Nip.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Steak Ted?'

'No ice.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

The Alpha Seltzer

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Beers

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Man...You age great!'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

The last song before the party exploded.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Champagne Bubble

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'