"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
Drinking Energy Drinks Mugs
Start their day with a splash of humor through our energy drink-themed mugs. Perfect for coffee lovers who need a caffeine kick with a side of wit.
"Energy drinks my foot! I've drunk 10 cans a day and now I don't have enough energy to get off the couch!"
Energy drinks.
"Oh no! - I've run out of energy drinks!!"
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
"This place has the best happy hour."
"Actually, make that a double cream."
On holiday.
'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'
Selling lemon latt�
Cat Nip.
'Steak Ted?'
'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'
'No ice.'
Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?
Low-Energy Drinks
"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."
"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."
Yoga vs. Prosecco
The Alpha Seltzer
"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."
"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"
Beers
Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.
"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."
"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"
A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.
Margarita
'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'
'This wine is dreadful - try some.'
'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'
'Man...You age great!'
The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."
"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."
"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."
Drinking Energy Drinks Mugs Collection
Drinking Energy Drinks Pillows
Find cozy pillows with humorous or energetic designs, perfect for relaxing or energizing any space.
Drinking Energy Drinks Prints
Discover vibrant prints that celebrate energy drinks, adding a fun and lively touch to any room.
Drinking Energy Drinks T-Shirts
Check out our selection of witty t-shirts for energy drink fans who want to show off their energized style.