Drinking Energy Drinks Gifts

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Energy drinks my foot! I've drunk 10 cans a day and now I don't have enough energy to get off the couch!"

Energy drinks.

"Oh no! - I've run out of energy drinks!!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Selling lemon latt�

Cat Nip.

'Steak Ted?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'No ice.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

The Alpha Seltzer

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Beers

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Man...You age great!'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."