Energy Drink Aficionado Gifts

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'It all made sense until we started drinking too much of that energy drink.'

"I still have ten million more boys and girls to go so I'm going to need a couple more of your energy drinks."

Site-Specific Energy Drinks

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

"In the supplies closet, you'll also find energy drinks, motivational books and performance-enhancing drugs."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Teenagers with needles stuck in their arms attached to soda and hi-energy caffeine drink cans.

"Got any Gatorade? I'm a racing pigeon."

A Peek Inside the Monster Soda Factory

"What I lack in experience and work ethic I make up for in energy drink consumption."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

The Not-So Smart Meter

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The King of what?'

Nuclear generation of energy.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."