Energy Drink Aficionado Gifts

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'It all made sense until we started drinking too much of that energy drink.'

"I still have ten million more boys and girls to go so I'm going to need a couple more of your energy drinks."

Site-Specific Energy Drinks

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

"In the supplies closet, you'll also find energy drinks, motivational books and performance-enhancing drugs."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Teenagers with needles stuck in their arms attached to soda and hi-energy caffeine drink cans.

A Peek Inside the Monster Soda Factory

"What I lack in experience and work ethic I make up for in energy drink consumption."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.