Energy Drink Devourer Gifts

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Creative Juices

A stronger drink

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

Exams

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

Paradise: Collection of wine

'Coffee overload.'

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

Energy Drinks

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"It keeps you awake because it takes 5 hours to finish drinking it."

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

Pure Adrenaline