Energy Drink Devourer Gifts

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

7 Dwarves of Retirement

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Creative Juices

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

A stronger drink

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Exams

'Coffee overload.'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

Energy Drinks

Paradise: Collection of wine

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"It keeps you awake because it takes 5 hours to finish drinking it."

Pure Adrenaline

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

Zap Energy Drinks!

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

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