Energy Addict Gifts

"There's nothing more beautiful than a full battery."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Low-Energy Drinks

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Critical Ethanol report

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

Dating the efficiency expert.

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Gas, is it the future?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.