Energy Addict Gifts

"There's nothing more beautiful than a full battery."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Low-Energy Drinks

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

The Not-So Smart Meter

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Critical Ethanol report

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Dating the efficiency expert.

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Gas, is it the future?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Where clean coal comes from.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"Woo-hoo!"

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"