Energy Junkie Gifts

Quadruple shot and four donuts. Are you serious? I'm going to the post office. Oh no. Not again. Yep. And I'm going to set a personal record. I beg you not to do this. Throw in a red bull. I cannot be party to this! To what? Stay tuned for madness

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Low-Energy Drinks

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Nuclear generation of energy.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"We're going to need more pets."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Critical Ethanol report

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"Gas, is it the future?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Where clean coal comes from.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Books and Phones

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.