Energy Geek Gifts

'Hot enough for ya?'

"We're going to need more pets."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Gas Price

Energy saving

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Sea weed harvest.

Nuclear generation of energy.

Solar Panel

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Water power.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Critical Ethanol report