Electricity Geek Gifts

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

The discovery of electricity...

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"We're going to need more pets."

Energy trap.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Nuclear energy.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

God bless our all-electric home.

Energy saving

Unplugged.

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

"Can you swim out there and charge my cell?"