Electricity Geeks Gifts

The power is off, I've checked: We can chew as much as we want...

The discovery of electricity...

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Love At First Shock

"We're going to need more pets."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

Energy trap.

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Nuclear energy.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"This may come as a shock to you, but you two are not a good fit. It's no one's ground fault. Electricity is not enough. I know it's hertz, but one day you'll connect with watt I'm relaying."

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

Big Quiz. -900. +4800. +7230. Ernie, can you believe he calls himself a "smart appliance"?

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

God bless our all-electric home.

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

Unplugged.

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

Energy saving