Electricity Connoisseur Gifts

High electricity consumption in the summer

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The discovery of electricity...

Nuclear generation of energy.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

A Highly Networked Staff

Critical Ethanol report

Love At First Shock

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Where clean coal comes from.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Nuclear energy.

Energy trap.

"Woo-hoo!"

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"But is it renewable...."