Electricity Enthusiasts Gifts

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

'For those of you without power, service will be restored soon. Stay tuned for details.'

Static Caravan

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

That one has all the batteries!

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

AA Meeting Here Today

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Nuclear generation of energy.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Plasma Ball

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Critical Ethanol report

Love At First Shock

Lithium Fair

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Gas, is it the future?"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Where clean coal comes from.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."