Electricity Lover Gifts

Love At First Shock

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Nuclear generation of energy.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Critical Ethanol report

"Gas, is it the future?"

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Where clean coal comes from.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Nuclear energy.

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"But is it renewable...."