Electric Lover Gifts

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

The discovery of electricity...

Movies vs. Films

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Love At First Shock

Energy trap.

Nuclear energy.

Electric guitar

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

God bless our all-electric home.

Unplugged.

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.