Electric Lover Mugs

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

The discovery of electricity...

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Love At First Shock

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Electric guitar

Nuclear energy.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Energy trap.

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Unplugged.

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

God bless our all-electric home.

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'