Electronics Lover Mugs

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Bring out yer books!'

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson