Electronics Lover Prints

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

The Selfie

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Bring out yer books!'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.