Electronics Fanatic Prints

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Useless add-ons.

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Desert wifi

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'These new metal detectors are great!'